Today is progressing poorly.

Its barely noon and already today I have split my lip, come short on cash for food, found out my CD's are warped so they spin funny in my CD player, and flattened a praying mantis with my car. Hopefully these negative events are just a prelude to something awesome that will make it all better, like say winning the lottery.

Edit: The day only got worse. But I don't really want to talk about it.